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  • Kiss my fat ass embroidered patch

    KISS MY FAT ASS embroidered patch

    $5.00
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    Don't fucking touch me embroidered patch

    DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME embroidered patch

    $8.00
  • Maim your local manarchist - screen-printed patch on canvas

    maim your local manarchist - screen-printed patch on canvas

    $4.00
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    *original* i want to leave embroidered iron-on patch

    *original* I WANT TO LEAVE embroidered iron-on patch

    $6.66
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    Do no harm, take no shit woven patch

    DO NO HARM, TAKE NO SHIT woven patch

    $9.00
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  • ASTROPUKE

    ASTROPUKE is a fat brat, neuro-queer, and ✨space babe✨ whose tenderly chaotic trashy-treasure trove of not-so-“goodies” is loosely inspired by having one foot on either side of the spectrum between “childlike wonder” and “existential melancholy,” a lifetime of ableist trauma, and being dead inside but living only out of spite — to name a few.

    if hoping to make a purchase, it’s best not to wait too long as their ability to work is rapidly dwindling along with their will to live. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Ottawa, Canada
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