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  • Dump him tote bag

    DUMP HIM tote bag

    $18.00
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    DON'T TOUCH ME tote bag

    $16.00
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    That's my purse, i don't know you tote bag

    THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU tote bag

    $20.00
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  • ASTROPUKE

    ASTROPUKE is a fat brat, neuro-queer, and ✨space babe✨ whose tenderly chaotic trashy-treasure trove of not-so-“goodies” is loosely inspired by having one foot on either side of the spectrum between “childlike wonder” and “existential melancholy,” a lifetime of ableist trauma, and being dead inside but living only out of spite — to name a few.

    if hoping to make a purchase, it’s best not to wait too long as their ability to work is rapidly dwindling along with their will to live. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Ottawa, Canada
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