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  • Moon phase bunting

    MOON PHASE bunting

    $13.00
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    Black &gold witchy bunting

    black &gold WITCHY bunting

    $33.00
  • Do no harm, take no sh*t garland in multiple styles

    DO NO HARM, TAKE NO SH*T garland in multiple styles

    $20.00
  • Stay soft pastel gradient cursive garland

    STAY SOFT pastel gradient cursive garland

    $13.00
  • Rainbow gradient garlands

    rainbow gradient garlands

    $15.00
  • Hot mess garland / banner

    HOT MESS garland / banner

    $15.00
  • Fuck toute garland / banner in gold triangles and black letters, or glitter, pastel, and rainbow

    FUCK TOUTE garland / banner in gold triangles and black letters, or glitter, pastel, and rainbow

    $15.00
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  • ASTROPUKE

    ASTROPUKE is a fat brat, neuro-queer, and ✨space babe✨ whose tenderly chaotic trashy-treasure trove of not-so-“goodies” is loosely inspired by having one foot on either side of the spectrum between “childlike wonder” and “existential melancholy,” a lifetime of ableist trauma, and being dead inside but living only out of spite — to name a few.

    if hoping to make a purchase, it’s best not to wait too long as their ability to work is rapidly dwindling along with their will to live. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Ottawa, Canada
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