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    That's my purse, i don't know you tote bag

    THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU tote bag

    $20.00
  • Don't touch me tote bag

    DON'T TOUCH ME tote bag

    $16.00
  • Dump him tote bag

    DUMP HIM tote bag

    $18.00
  • 1" heart buttons -- queer & sexual ids, pronouns, astrology, etc.

    1" heart buttons -- queer & sexual IDs, pronouns, astrology, etc.

    $2.50
  • Kiss my fat ass embroidered patch

    KISS MY FAT ASS embroidered patch

    $5.00
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    Small brat enamel pin

    small BRAT enamel pin

    $8.00
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    Don't fucking touch me embroidered patch

    DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME embroidered patch

    $8.00
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    No hetero enamel pin in gold

    NO HETERO enamel pin in gold

    $10.00
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    *original* i want to leave embroidered iron-on patch

    *original* I WANT TO LEAVE embroidered iron-on patch

    $6.66
  • Bless this hot mess vinyl sticker

    BLESS THIS HOT MESS vinyl sticker

    $3.00
  • 1" bratty buttons

    1" bratty buttons

    $2.25
  • Dump him enamel pin in rose gold

    DUMP HIM enamel pin in rose gold

    $6.69
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    Kiss my fat ass sticker - water and weather-resistant, die-cut, and high quality gloss

    KISS MY FAT ASS sticker - water and weather-resistant, die-cut, and high quality gloss

    $3.00
  • Old buttons (political edition)

    old buttons (political edition)

    $7.50
  • Holographic stickers

    HOLOGRAPHIC stickers

    $3.50
  • Old buttons (sad & snarky edition)

    old buttons (sad & snarky edition)

    $7.50
  • Old buttons (space-y)

    old buttons (space-y)

    $7.50
  • Old buttons (lgbtqueer edition)

    old buttons (LGBTQueer edition)

    $7.50
  • Old buttons (tv & film edition)

    old buttons (tv & film edition)

    $7.50
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    Do no harm, take no shit woven patch

    DO NO HARM, TAKE NO SHIT woven patch

    $9.00
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    Space babe society enamel pin

    SPACE BABE SOCIETY enamel pin

    $9.00
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    Hot mess t-shirts - re-designed!

    HOT MESS t-shirts - RE-DESIGNED!

    $16.00
  • Stay soft pastel gradient cursive garland

    STAY SOFT pastel gradient cursive garland

    $13.00
  • 1" holographic buttons

    1" holographic buttons

    $2.50
  • Moon phase bunting

    MOON PHASE bunting

    $13.00
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    Brat lollipop sticker

    BRAT lollipop sticker

    $2.50
  • No hetero vinyl sticker

    NO HETERO vinyl sticker

    $3.00
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    Sad but rad vinyl sticker

    SAD BUT RAD vinyl sticker

    $3.00
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    Black &gold witchy bunting

    black &gold WITCHY bunting

    $33.00
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    I want to leave vinyl sticker (with holographic option!)

    I WANT TO LEAVE vinyl sticker (with holographic option!)

    $3.00
  • Do no harm, take no sh*t garland in multiple styles

    DO NO HARM, TAKE NO SH*T garland in multiple styles

    $20.00
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    Do no harm, take no shit vinyl sticker

    DO NO HARM, TAKE NO SHIT vinyl sticker

    $3.00
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    Space babe society vinyl sticker

    SPACE BABE SOCIETY vinyl sticker

    $3.00
  • Hoax-files - 1" buttons

    HOAx-files - 1" buttons

    $2.25
  • Astrologay vinyl sticker

    ASTROLOGAY vinyl sticker

    $2.50
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    Fuck toute vinyl sticker

    FUCK TOUTE vinyl sticker

    $3.00
  • Hot mess garland / banner

    HOT MESS garland / banner

    $15.00
  • I want to leave - hoax-files postcard

    I WANT TO LEAVE - hoax-files postcard

    $2.34
  • Fuck toute garland / banner in gold triangles and black letters, or glitter, pastel, and rainbow

    FUCK TOUTE garland / banner in gold triangles and black letters, or glitter, pastel, and rainbow

    $15.00
  • Prickly soft 1" button set

    prickly soft 1" button set

    $2.00
  • Rainbow gradient garlands

    rainbow gradient garlands

    $15.00
  • X-files - 1" buttons

    x-files - 1" buttons

    $2.99
  • Maim your local manarchist - screen-printed patch on canvas

    maim your local manarchist - screen-printed patch on canvas

    $4.00
  • Bless this hot mess - 1" buttons

    BLESS THIS HOT MESS - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" buttons - misc. simpsons

    1" buttons - misc. simpsons

    $2.00
  • King of the hill pack - 1" buttons

    king of the hill pack - 1" buttons

    $2.49
  • Ain't gonna spank itself - 1" buttons

    ain't gonna spank itself - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • Gay vinyl sticker

    GAY vinyl sticker

    $2.75
  • Trash - 1" buttons

    trash - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • Transmisogyny is un-feminist - 1" buttons

    transmisogyny is un-feminist - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • Dress to distress fatphobes - 1" buttons

    dress to distress fatphobes - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" consent buttons

    1" CONSENT buttons

    $2.50
  • 1" gross buttons set - buy 1, get 1 free

    1" gross buttons set - BUY 1, GET 1 FREE

    $2.00
  • Fuck toute - 1" buttons

    fuck toute - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • Sick sad world - 1" buttons

    sick sad world - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • Sad babe - 1" buttons

    sad babe - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" forlorny buttons

    1" FORLORNY buttons

    $2.50
  • Death before decaf - 1" buttons - buy 1, get 1 free

    death before decaf - 1" buttons - BUY 1, GET 1 FREE

    $2.00
  • Sometimes antisocial, always antifascist - 1" buttons

    sometimes antisocial, always antifascist - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" misandry buttons

    1" MISANDRY buttons

    $2.00
  • No gods, no boyfriends - 1" buttons

    no gods, no boyfriends - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" pronoun buttons

    1" PRONOUN buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" alien buttons

    1" alien buttons

    $2.00
  • Burn the bros - 1" button

    burn the bros - 1" button

    $2.00
  • Donut care about your diet - 1" buttons

    donut care about your diet - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • Cute pets, not cops - 1" buttons

    cute pets, not cops - 1" buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" star stuff buttons

    1" star stuff buttons

    $2.00
  • 1" x-ray spex buttons

    1" x-ray spex buttons

    $2.00
  • No hetero - 1" buttons

    no hetero - 1" buttons

    $2.00
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  • ASTROPUKE

    ASTROPUKE is a fat brat, neuro-queer, and ✨space babe✨ whose tenderly chaotic trashy-treasure trove of not-so-“goodies” is loosely inspired by having one foot on either side of the spectrum between “childlike wonder” and “existential melancholy,” a lifetime of ableist trauma, and being dead inside but living only out of spite — to name a few.

    if hoping to make a purchase, it’s best not to wait too long as their ability to work is rapidly dwindling along with their will to live. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Ottawa, Canada
    © ASTROPUKE 2025
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